I just got up from a weird dream.
No lie.
Jenna Bush was telling TRUE's buddy "I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."
Then I woke up and turned off the DVD player.
I took it as a sign.
Still half asleep, I googled "Lebowski" "party" and "suck", and got
these people.
Then I sent them an email.
Then I saw TRUE's latest, and quit feeling like such a goddamned OCD twit for caring so much about a party I can't go to.
Now can I get some sleep?
